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Weak I
01 January : 08 January
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No. 8,701 (cartoon)
A Prime Year
More Meaningless Statistics
Rainy Day Typos
Molly Didn’t Catch a Cold
England’s Sinking
Double Nickels
Pepper Perfumes!
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Weak II
09 January : 14 January
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No. 6,727 (cartoon)
Scrummy Nums! (Dr. Lahman’s Best Dinner Ever!)
Negatively to Positivity
Melanie’s Nameless Boyfriend
Glistening with Erudition
Pepper Spray Uber Alles
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Weak III
15 January : 21 January
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No. 2,594 (cartoon)
Not Wrestling With Gareth
Martin Luther King Day
Salmoning
On Napkins
No Rainbows of Any Description
Taxing Idiots et al in North Dakota
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Weak IV
22 January : 29 January
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No. 8,450 (cartoon)
Upside-Down Guitars
Awesome!
A Very Generous Dram
New Marijuana Trajectories
Powdery Bacon?!
Octocorkscrew
Two Hundred and Fifty Pieces of Mona Lisa in Ten Reticulations
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Weak V
30 January : 04 February
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No. 8,119 (cartoon)
Iraq Peach Keeping Force
Scotch in a Can!
Rodent Weather
Thinking About Thinking of Honking
Buffaloed Again
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Weak VI
05 February : 11 February
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No. 5,466 (cartoon)
Hallucinogenic Jelly Beans
News: Bird Stabs Man
Japanese Customs
Japanese Toilets Revisited
Arriving in Taiji
One Less Pharaoh
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Weak VII
12 February : 19 February
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No. 8,810 (cartoon)
The Price of Cheap Sushi
The Swastikas on the Hills
Fresh! Dericious!
Kitty-Cat City
Cedric and the Fairlady
Saving Whales at the Whale Museum
On Finding a Great Tempura Restaurant
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Weak VIII
20 February : 25 February
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No. 2,162 (cartoon)
Taiji Culture
Twenty-Five Kii-Katsuura Corrugated Metal Walls
Albert Einstein’s Last Words
111,111,111 Squared
Colin’s Perfidious Language Lesson
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Weak IX
26 February : 04 March
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No. 4,613 (cartoon)
Hollywood Uniform
Jerry’s Refuge
A Most Verbose and Grandiose Title
The Fast Track to Tolerable Mediocrity
The Braille Superstore
BUOY
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Weak X
05 March : 12 March
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No. 7,849 (cartoon)
Heart Attack Grill
Not Dreaming Pragmatically
Kill Phollins
The Right Nautical Tools
No Bad Weather
Tsunami Alert
Not as Bad as Many People Think
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Weak XI
13 March : 18 March
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No. 4,913 (cartoon)
Yummy Castoreum!
Russian Beer Isn’t Food
Nuclear Damage Control
St. Patrick’s Day
Italy at One Hundred and Fifty
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Weak XII
19 March : 25 March
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No. 8,165 (cartoon)
Conceptual Extreme Supermoon
Andy’s Immigration Stratagem
¡Viva Snotty!
Elizabeth Taylor’s Remarkable Obituary
Macaulay versus Brown?
A Postcard from Vietnam
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Weak XIII
26 March : 02 April
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No. 5,440 (cartoon)
Suffering and Enjoying Mental Illness
Needless Lies
Never Trust a Thief
Murderous Meat
Amanda’s Golden Leash
A Holiday Ruined
Stupid Photographers With Nothing to Say
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Weak XIV
03 April : 08 April
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No. 6,078 (cartoon)
The Coincidence Engine
The Truth Crutch
Everyone Hates an Editor
A Thing or Two About Nothing
A Penny as Old as My Father
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Weak XV
09 April : 15 April
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No. 5,406 (cartoon)
Oktoberfest Pass
Green Automatic Weapons
“Bikes Have Wheels”
Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars
True Voice(s)
Bill Lipscomb, Major Accomplishment(s), Birthday, Deathday
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Weak XVI
16 April : 23 April
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No. 6,079 (cartoon)
Ignoring Aaron Siskind
The Four-Million Pound Fish That Wasn’t
Cherry-flavored Bad Idea
Paradigmatic versus Syntagmatic
Unfit for a Fact-based World
The French Way
A Century of Add
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Weak XVII
24 April : 29 April
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No. 911 (cartoon)
Sheep Blood Bath
Not Enough Watts?
Abandoning the Search for
Extraterrestrial Life
Leprous Armadillos
The Davidian Calendar
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Weak XVIII
30 April : 06 May
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No. 633 (cartoon)
Poor Cow Breeding Stock
Faking a Bluff
The Japanese Aren’t All That Different
The Trinidad Scorpion Butch T and the Snow Leopard
Gabachos with Oversized Sombreros
Sweaty Cheese
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Weak XIX
07 May : 14 May
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No. 2,633 (cartoon)
Rowdy!
Roscoe’s Generosity
This Ain’t About the Art Anymore
Vinnie’s Disintegrating Coffee Cups
Television Penetration
Live in Burkina Faso!
Master of Renishaw Hall, Derbyshire, and Lord of the Manor of Eckington
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Weak XX
15 May : 20 May
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No. 8,603 (cartoon)
Great Coffee News
Exploding Watermelons!
Trader Joe’s Blended Scotch Whisky
Everyone Needs an Editor
Bernie’s Irrelevant Music Collection
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Weak XXI
21 May : 27 May
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No. 4,738 (cartoon)
Probable and Improbable Predictions
Fill as Desired
On Getting Old
A Modest Photographic Epiphany
Milton’s Gone
Not Warhol
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Weak XXII
28 May : 04 June
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No. 7,566 (cartoon)
(no reply needed)
Fritos Kahlo
The Library of Babel II
Nothing Again
Panda Monium
B&H’s Curious Catalog
Minty-Fresh Excreta
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Weak XXIII
05 June : 10 June
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No. 4,438 (cartoon)
Santorum Defined
Effing and Jeffing
The Intervalometer Problem
Toasty Molly-Puss
Petabyte Apple Server (Prototype)
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Weak XXIV
11 June : 17 June
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No. 2,412 (cartoon)
Necomimi
A Voice Meant for Newsprint
Government Zombie Alert
Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day
Stool Steak
Recipe for Failure
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Weak XXV
18 June : 25 June
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No. 2,477 (cartoon)
Clowns Kill
Kitty Dirt Bath
Innovations in Health Care
The Oldest Person in the World
Not Urgent, Not Important
Stinky Peeper
Where Fun Comes to Die
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Weak XXVI
26 June : 01 July
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No. 1,165 (cartoon)
Singularity University
Dead Skin Health Dust
A Loving, Multipronged Attack!
I’m a Pro
Drama Elsewhere
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Weak XXVII
02 July : 08 July
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No. 6,329 (cartoon)
Liberty and Death
Gleanings in Conceptual Art Quarterly is Funct
A Different Kind of Animal
Back in Flint
An Historic Reënactment
No New Pants
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Weak XXVIII
09 July : 16 July
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No. 4,889 (cartoon)
My Twenty-Pound Curse, Lifted
Jersey, Innit?
Mad Dogs and Sheep
One or Two Good Things about England
Practical Pub Toilet Advice
Avoiding a Groping
Cy Twombly’s Great Obituary
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Weak XXIX
17 July : 22 July
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No. 1,276 (cartoon)
My Two Cents
A Small Victory for Pastafarians Everywhere
A Day Without Pants
Why Men Exist
Murdered by Murdoch?
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Weak XXX
23 July : 29 July
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No. 9,976 (cartoon)
Club Twenty-Seven Update
Urinal Marketing Strategies
Enjoy Who Enjoys You
Film Selection Strategies
Beaver Update
A Computer as Simple as a Telephone
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Weak XXXI
30 July : 06 August
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No. 8,493 (cartoon)
Twenty-Three B Dock Gaps
Photographs Are Not Paintings
The Opposite of Schadenfreude
Schrödinger’s Cats
New Clichés
Absofuckinglutely Never
Monkey Rights
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Weak XXXII
07 August : 12 August
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No. 9,510 (cartoon)
The Longest Game in the World
’Pear Review
Totally Chicken Photos
Observed at Mabel’s
The Wrong Kind of Water
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Weak XXXIII
13 August : 19 August
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No. 3,706 (cartoon)
Annalee’s Wrong Answers
The Greatest Generation of Car Thieves
Nine-Eleven Times One Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty-Four
The Trouble With Talking Vaginas
Gutenberg’s Second Book
Nineteen Protected Petabox Photographs
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Weak XXXIV
20 August : 27 August
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No. 7,034 (cartoon)
What’s Time to a Cat?
Indeterminate Nocturnal Emission
The First Bay Tunnel
Say It with Dead Flowers
Girly Beer?
Smells Like Art
Suburban War
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Weak XXXV
28 August : 02 September
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No. 653 (cartoon)
Looking Over Things Previous Overlooked
The California Department of Transportation Defines Incompetence
Craps in a Bock
Slightly Imbecilic Work
Urinal Selection Probabilities
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Weak XXXVI
03 September : 09 September
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No. 3,041 (cartoon)
It Isn’t What It Isn’t
Sex with Extinct Relatives
Claudia’s Kitty Sketch
Underwear Lobsters Gone Wrong
Stan Brakhage’s Great Advice
Depraved Object
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Weak XXXVII
10 September : 17 September
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No. 1,118 (cartoon)
Splatting Revisited
Gutenberg’s Other Second Book
Learning to Speak Russian from Seventy-Eight Raccoons
Texan Humanitarian Ammo
Very Friendly Italian Gatherings
A Predictable Fortune
Sugar Dummy
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Weak XXXVIII
18 September : 23 September
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No. 2,699 (cartoon)
Trillions of Footy Bacteria
The Husk versus the Kernel
Smells like Academia
Laughing Sooner and Later
Silence Going Backward
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Weak XXXIX
24 September : 30 September
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No. 1,569 (cartoon)
Whalewatching
King Didn’t Say It
Elbow Licking
Another New Camera
The Freewheelin’ Plagiarist
Franz Michael Kraler
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Weak XL
01 October : 08 October
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No. 6,498 (cartoon)
An Unusual October
Posthumous Prize
Colourful Delusions of Adequacy
We’re All Going to Die Really Soon
A Spatula in the Road
Texas Tofu
Aggranding
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Weak XLI
09 October : 14 October
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No. 1,808 (cartoon)
Nuclear Free Berkeley?
The Museum Size Thing
Toothpaste Shirt
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Bella
The Colossally Ginormous Brobdingnagian Very Very Very Large Array
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Weak XLII
15 October : 21 October
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No. 8,238 (cartoon)
The Case Against Water
Thirty-Six Prime Shakespeare Sonnets in Four Movements
Don’t Fear the Pepper
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Archival Sign
Sexual Critique
The End of the World
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Weak XLIII
22 October : 29 October
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No. 4,371 (cartoon)
Subtracting Vivian
Accursed Computer
Sooner or Later True
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Illuminated Skeleton
Passing Acquaintance of the Earth
Hospitality and Whisky
Bat Mitzvah Lessons
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Weak XLIV
30 October : 04 November
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No. 934 (cartoon)
Looking at the Versos of Photographs: Eleven Pictures From the Collection of the Museum of Modern Art
Manhattan Marijuana
The Fastest Driver in New York
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Duckmandu’s Business Card
Corpse Hotels
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Weak XLV
05 November : 11 November
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No. 3,021 (cartoon)
Sophia Unmolded
Kill the Baby!
The Curatorial Police
Snorting Caffeine
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Grocery Bag
Eleven Eleven Eleven
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Weak XLVI
12 November : 19 November
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No. 8,001 (cartoon)
Don’t Fear the Typo
Putupap or Pampoen Koekies Perquisites
States of Jersey: Twenty-Three Jersey · New Jersey Diptychs
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Jersey Shore
Pizza, the Newest Vegetable
Idiot Bar
Meeting the Father of Teledildonics
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Weak XLVII
20 November : 25 November
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No. 3,158 (cartoon)
Bloody Amateurs
Kittens Come to Mind
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Banana
Crematorium Cuisine
Artistic and Mating Success
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Weak XLVIII
26 November : 02 December
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No. 410 (cartoon)
A Safe Prediction
A Predictable Retirement
Cold “Beer” Explained
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Electric Burner
Stupid, Selfish, and Healthy
Preëminent Meteorologists Agree
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Weak XLIX
03 December : 10 December
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No. 2,464 (cartoon)
The Niceville Christmas Spirit
Homeless in Hungary
Louie’s Golden Rice Bowl
Hair Shoes
Panorama of Fetors
Gee Eye Zed
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Bonnie’s Party
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Weak L
11 December : 16 December
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No. 4,372 (cartoon)
Physicists Announce Major Breakthrough
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Al Weber’s Darkroom
The Mating Success of Unattractive Men
Alcohol-free, Whisky-flavored Drink in a Can
Englsnd’s Golden Age
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Weak LI
17 December : 23 December
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No. 9,556 (cartoon)
One Hundred Nonexistent Artists
Clutterphobia
Clothes Without Holes
Twenty Years Later
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Sausage Grease Shadow
Gestation Pains
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Weak LII
24 December : 31 December
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No. 7,424 (cartoon)
Another Christmas Disaster
Same Zoo, Different Ringmaster
Not Sinking in Lava
Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Low Tide
Let’s Eat Grandma
Editor or Photographer?
Rolls of Honour
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