| P R E S S  Nude Bondage Airlines Investment Opportunities - After his initial proposal some five years ago, David Glenn Rinehart announced the first round of funding round for Nude Bondage Airlines.
“With the current hysteria over liquids, gels, electronics, and even sandals on planes, the market niche for Nude Bondage Airlines has grown into a chasm,” Rinehart said. Smart investors agree. As Rollo Essage of Essage Investment Funds put it, “I’m fit to be tied.” In addition to commercial passengers, talks are underway with U.S. Marshalls as well as military officials. “In today’s counter-insurge landscape, ‘tie-and-fly’ just makes sense,” opined Col. Randall Hays of the 28th Airborne. Nude Bondage Airlines is proudly associated with Dominatrices Union 6669. - All investments involve different degrees of risk. You should be aware of your risk tolerance level and financial situations at all times. Furthermore, you should read all transaction confirmations, monthly, and year-end statements. Read any and all prospectuses carefully before making any investment decisions. You are free at all times to accept or reject all investment recommendations made by David Glenn Rinehart. All products sold by Stare.com are subject to market risk and may result in the entire loss to the client’s investment. (For example: excessive withdrawals may result in the depletion of your account.) Please understand that any losses are attributed to market forces beyond the control or prediction of David Glenn Rinehart. As you know, a recommendation, which you are free to accept or reject, is not a guarantee for the successful performance of an investment and we are expressly prohibited from guaranteeing accounts against losses arising from market conditions.
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