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7 August 1996

Surrounded by Martians

President Clinton announced today that government scientists have found conclusive proof of life on Mars. Professor Richard Zare from Stanford University asked "Who is to say that we are not all Martians?"

President Clinton told me not to worry, so I'm not. I used to think it was strange to be alienated, but now I understand it's the most natural thing on earth, so to speak.

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